Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Boots & Spurs


Boots & Spurs

 I put on my boots
Then put on my spurs,
But I didn’t notice
That they were hers.

 I was in such a hurry,
And I didn’t think,
To take a notice
That my boots were pink.

So I slid them on,
With no second look.
I was in such a hurry;
I was on the hook.

 
 
I was first in line
To ride the bull.
The people were waiting,
And the stands were full.

So I got to the gate,
And about to jump on,
When the judge looked at me
With a quizzical yawn.

He said, “Pardon me there,
But would you like a hand?
Are you sure you know
What you’re doing … Ma’am?

 

 

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